April 2012
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citizencain replied to your post: Food:
Twanise: full of wisdom.
This guy knows what he’s talking about. Smart man.
March 2012
fwip-buttologist-md:
queen-cry-baby:
lasciviensintardis:
if no one thinks you’re lesbians, you aren’t best friends
if nobody thinks you’re lesbians, you still probably are, cuz fuck em, what do they know
#everything is lesbians #and nothing hurts
Ladies and gentlemen look at this perfect lady and know that she is totally mine.
Food:
Usually better than diseases.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
morbi:
miss-simplicity:
YOU GUYS …
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE)
BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS.
THIS.
JAPAN, I….
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fwip-buttologist-md replied to your post: I guess I’m drunk?
ooh oooh ooooooh pick me i knew. i knew
Teacher’s pet.
I guess I'm drunk?
Who knew?
owlboysnest:
Look at that booty, show me the...
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
I hate my best friend. >:[
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outerspacecake replied to your photo: Have I ever told you guys that it is my body’s…
nNOOO
A whole lot of it drained down the sink. My nose was bleeding for 20 minutes…
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citizencain replied to your post: We Were Pretty Drunk
ur girlfriend is gay
Meh. It happens.
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Trying to tie your shoelaces
Normal people:
Me:
I’ve done that before… >_>
I wonder if Waterbenders TRIED to make the Avatar
spookysage:
chi-blocker:
Like two hot waterbenders got together and were like, “Hey.. Aang’s getting pretty old, isn’t he?..and uh-I heard the Avatar is going to be born into Water now. So.. I mean do you wanna try? I mean we’re a good-looking couple..this next Avatar could be really fucking hot.”
THUS KORRA WAS BORN
I bet baby booms and pickup lines have a cycle that correlates with the...
In 1999 Rick Perry presided over Texas senate as...
abaldwin360:
If all you know about healthcare “death panels” is what you heard on a talk show, then you must think the feds will pull the plug on patients.
News bulletin: Texas already has death panels.
A Houston man’s life was ended last week.
A leukemia patient identified only as Willie was denied nourishment and died, according to Texas Right to Life.
Since 1999, Texas has given hospital...
fleshscars:
I hate when people say things like “being sad isn’t going to make it any better”
like um excuse me I didn’t think it would I just have emotions I am not a cyborg can you chillax
wecansexy:
me: yeah ive been depressed
mom: well there’s no reason to be depressed!
sdfhsjkfhskjsfhsjfd :|
#THATS #THE POINT #im so tired of talking to people who dont understand this
Welp. I know that feel.
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